SOUND ARCHIVE




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FRIDAY THE 13TH (1980)

The "Ki Ki Ki" sound
Barry: "We weren't doing anything..."
Crazy Ralph: "You'll never come back again!"
Crazy Ralph: "It's got a death curse!"
Ned: "Sometimes I just think about kissing women..."
Enos: "Camp Crystal Lake is jinxed!"
Enos: "Dumb kids...know-it-alls!"
Annie: "Wasn't that the road for Camp Crystal Lake?"
Officer Dorf: "What you been smokin, boy?"
Officer Dorf: "I told you to sit on it, Tonto!"
Officer Dorf: "We ain't gonna stand for no weirdness out here!"
Marcie: "Well...at least we know what's for dinner!"
Crazy Ralph: "You're all doomed!"
Crazy Ralph: "I'm a messenger of God...you're doomed if you stay here!"
Jack: "It's gonna storm...tear down that valley like a son of a gun..."
Bill: "Heaven help you if you land on one of my hotels..."
Marcie: "Forty yards to the outhouse...by Willie Make-It..."
Mrs. Voorhees: "I'm an old friend of the Christy's..."
Mrs. Voorhees: "Did you know a young boy drowned?"
Mrs. Voorhees: "Jason was my son...and today is his birthday!"
Mrs. Voorhees: "Kill her mommy! Kill her!"
Mrs. Voorhees: "He wasn't a very good swimmer..."
Mrs. Voorhees: "Look what you did to him!"
Alice: "The boy...is he dead too?"
Sgt. Tierney: "M'am, we didn't find any boy..."
Alice: "Then he's still there..."


FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 (1981)

Crazy Ralph: "I told the others...They didn't believe me!"
Ted: "Welcome to God's country..."
Ted: "This place is on the same lake as we're gonna be..."
Paul tells the legend of Jason Voorhees
Paul: "Jason drowned, Mrs. Voorhees was killed, and Camp Crystal Lake is off limits..."
Jeff and Sandra: "You ready? For what? Camp Blood!"
Sandra: "When we get back to the city, we can tell everyone we were there..."
Deputy Winslow: "What are you kids doin' out here?"
Paul: "Anybody wants a last night on the town, now's your chance..."
Ted: "Five years ago, some girl panics and falls out of a canoe...it's absurd..."
Ginny: "What if there is a Jason?"
Ginny: "I mean, I doubt Jason would have even known the meaning of death..."
Ginny: "He'd be grown by now, right?"
Paul: "Jason's a legend, Ginny...a legend"
Mark: "I don't intend to be in this thing the rest of my life..."
Ginny: "You've done your job well and mommy is pleased!"
Mrs. Voorhees: "Mommy has reward for you"
Mrs. Voorhees: "Jason, Mother is talking to you!"
Mrs. Voorhees: "Come...kneel down..."
Mrs. Voorhees: "That's a good boy...good Jason..."


FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 (1982)

Harold: "If Edna catches you in here, she's gonna make a fur coat out of ya..."
Edna: "Now where's that other needle?!"
Andy: "What would a weekend in the country be without sex?!"
Shelly: "I beg your pardon...I'm not an a**hole, I'm an actor"
Andy: "Same thing..."
Shelly: "Is that all you're gonna do...smoke dope?"
Chuck: "Why not, man, is there a law against it?"
Shelly: "What do you got in there?"
Shelly: "My whole world...stick around, you'll see..."
Elias: "Look upon what his grace has brought unto me!"
Elias: "Look upon this omen...I have warned thee...I have warned thee..."
Shelly: "It was a joke! I didn't mean to..."
Andy: "You never mean 'tah'..."
Vera: "May I please have the wallet. m'am?"
Ali: "Fox, Loco, open the damn door!"
Debbie: "Was it you, me, or the hammock?"
Debbie: "I'm taking a shower, you ought to try it sometime..."
Chris: "I'll never forget that horrible face, never!"
Shelly: "A beautiful girl like you should never go out in the dark alone!"
Chuck: "Heavy sh*t!!!"
Chili: "Nice makeup job..."
Chris: "It's hard to believe the wild bunch is already in bed..."
Chris: "You can't be alive!"
Policeman: "Looks like she's the only one left alive..."


FRIDAY THE 13TH: THE FINAL CHAPTER (1984)

Paramedic: "This time they got him..."
Axel: "Holy Jesus jumpin' Christmas sh*t!!!"
Nurse: "Axel, you are the Super Bowl of self-abuse!!!"
Ted: "Let me put it in the old computer..."
Ted: "Hey honey, you got a sister? Ruff ruff!"
Jimmy: "Ohhh...no...we have no suits!"
Tommy: "Some pack of patootsies, huh?!"
Jimmy (to Ted): "I think you should run that through your little computer!"
Rob: "What the hell are you doing here??"
Rob: "My sister Sandra was just a... a really great kid..."
Rob: "Jason's body has disappeared from the morgue..."
Trish: "But he's dead!"
Rob: "Two people at the hospital are missing...he's alive..."
Jimmy (to Ted): "Why don't you run this through your computer, teddy bear?!"
Jimmy: "Hey Ted, where the hell's the corkscrew?!"
Ted: "So, you wanna give the old teddy bear a kiss?"
Doug: "Whoops...dropped my bar of soap old buddy..."
Trish: "Tommy, get the hell outta here!!!"
Trish: "I'm gonna give you something to remember us by!!!"
Tommy: "DIE! DIE! DIE!!!"


FRIDAY THE 13TH, PART V: A NEW BEGINNING (1985)

Neil: "Let's rip this sucker open!"
Sheriff Tucker: "You've got some neighbors who aren't too happy about your place..."
Sheriff Tucker: "We found a couple of your kids on the Hubbard place again..."
Ethel: "You better hear me and hear me good...I want this looney bin closed down!"
Ethel: "You mark my words...I'm gonna blow your brains out!"
Joey: "You want a chocolate bar?!"
Joey: "Forget it, Vic, just forget it...but I think you're really out of line!"
Duke: "So...what do we got here...bunch of p*ssies..."
Duke: "Come on Roy, get your hands dirty..."
Pete: "A rat tat tat tat tooie!"
Ethel: "I'm gonna chop you into itty-bitty little pieces my friend!"
Roy: "You talkin to me, sheriff?"
Deputy Dodd: "Looks like we've got us a maniac on the loose, huh sheriff?"
Lana: "Itttttttt's Showtime!!!"
Billy: "Cloudy in the mountains, sunny in the valleys, and snow flurries up your nose..."
Sheriff Tucker: "I know who it is...it's Jason Voorhees"
Mayor Cobb: "Jason Voorhees is dead!"
Junior: "They hurt me, Ma, they hurt me!!!"
Pam: "Run, Tommy, Run!!! He'll kill you!!!"
Sheriff Tucker: "I guess he used the Jason thing to cover it up..."


FRIDAY THE 13TH, PART VI: JASON LIVES (1986)

Tommy: "Jason belongs in hell...And I'm gonna see he gets there"
Hawes: "He must have really messed you over"
Tommy: "Jason's alive! He killed my friend and now he's coming for me!"
Sheriff Garris: "Iron this punk!"
Sheriff Garris: "People want to forget this was Crystal Lake"
Sheriff Garris: "I don't need some kid stirring up Jason sh*t again"
Tommy: "You're gonna be sorry you didn't listen to me"
Tommy: "No matter what you call it, it's still Camp Crystal Lake to him"
Martin: "Why'd they have to go and dig up Jason?"
Deputy Rick: "Wherever the red dot goes, ya-bang!"
Tyen: "If this is as exciting as it gets, we're in big trouble dude"
Sheriff Garris: "You should be leaving wearing your balls as earrings!"
Martin: "Darlin, you're gonna be the death of me!"
Deputy Rick: "Happy Friday the 13th"
Sheriff Garris: "Tommy Jarvis...is a psychopathic killer"
Megan: "I'm not the one with the funny red nose"
Tommy: "You better do as she says, because wherever the red dot goes, ya-bang!"
Megan: "Come on hot lips, let's go, you drive, I'll navigate"
Tommy: "The only way to stop Jason is to return him to his original resting place"
Tyen: "I think we're dead meat!"
Billy: "So, what were you gonna be when you grew up?"
Tommy: "Jason, come on, come and get me, it's me you want, remember?"
Tommy: "That's it, come on maggot head, come on!"
Tommy: "Come on, chicken sh*t, come on, I'm standing here waitin!"
Tommy: "It's over...it's finally over...Jason's home"


FRIDAY THE 13TH, PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD (1988)

The Narrator tells the legend of Jason
Young Tina: "Go away, I hate you, I wish you were dead!"
Tina: "Bad news Crews..."
Melissa: "There goes the neighborhood..."
Dr. Crews: "Think about it moving...and make it move"
Tina: "Sometimes it happens...and sometimes it doesn't happen..."
Tina: "I wish I could bring you back..."
Jane: "Nevermind, the whole thing's ruined...Happy Birthday"
Judy: "Dan...We need wood!"
Judy: "Okay, you big hunk of a man, come and get me!"
Melissa: "Is this the way you wear your jackets back at the mental hospital???"
Tina: "There's something really wrong here"
Sandra: "The first time I saw the enormous size of your beautiful...wallet"
Mrs. Shepherd: "You never intended to help her!"
Maddy: "Need a little touch-up work...my ass!!!"
Eddie: "I've been rejected by some of the finest science fiction magazines in the continental United States!!!"
David: "Neanderthal man...hunter gatherer...seeks nourishment"
Tina: "Jason Voorhees...it was him in the lake!"
Tina: "It's all gone...everything's gone!"
Tina (to Nick): "WE took care of him..."


FRIDAY THE 13TH, PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN (1989)

The alternate "Ki Ki Ki" sound
Narrator: "It's like this...we live in claustrophobia...a land of steel and concrete..."
Jim tells Suzi the legend of Jason
Jim: "Forget about it, Suzi, they're just stories!"
Deck Hand: "This voyage is doomed..."
J.J.: "This place is achin' for a video!"
Charles: "Facing your fear doesn't always conquer it..."
Tamara: "I think it's time for a little recreational activity, girl..."
Deck Hand: "He's come back...and you're all gonna die!"
Young Jason: "Helllllllp me!!!"
Deck Hand: "You're the last ones...He's come back for you"
Charles: "Jason Voorhees has been dead for years..."
Deck Hand: "He walks this ship here and now"
Charles: "Walking corpses are not real..."
Julius: "School is out, McCulloch!"
Charles: "Jason Voorhees is alive and aboard this ship"
Sean: "This is Jason's fault!!!"
Sean: "It's time you listen to me if you want off this ship alive!!!"
Julius: "We're in New York!!! We are in New York City!!!"
Gang Banger #1: "Go ahead Superman, be a hero..."
Sean: "Jason is here in New York"
Julius: "Take your best shot..."
Thugs: "You are dead meat, slimebag...Yo, man, it's cool!!!"
Rennie: "You didn't get me in the lake...and you're not gonna get me now!"
Jason: "Mommy, don't let me drown!"


JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993)

Duke: "I don't think so..."
FBI Agent: "Good shooting, Mahoney, now clean up all this..."
The Coroner's complete autopsy report
Coroner: "In my professional opinion, this guy's deader than sh*t!"
Coroner's Assistant: "How ya doin you fat ass maggoty blown-up..."
Coroner's Assistant: "I'd like to take crap right on your mask!"
FBI Agent #2: "So, doc, what's the verdict?"
FBI Agent #2: "He wasn't nothin but a big old p*ssy anyway!"
Duke: "That makes me think of a little girl in a pink dress"
Duke: "There's only one way to put an end to him for all times..."
Joey B: "People are gonna come to see Jason's hometown...and they are gonna come with appetites..."
Diana: "Jason Voorhees is dead..."
Duke: "Why don't you blow me, chief?!"
Duke: "He's coming for you Diana, lock your doors!"
Steven: "Smokin' a little dope, having a little pre-marital sex and getting slaughtered??"
Luke: "Are you ready for Tony the wonder llama???"
Robert: "I stole Diana's body...then I went home and f*cked her daughter..."
Duke: "The only way to kill Jason Voorhees is to destroy his heart"
Duke: "In a Voorhees was he born..."
Duke: "Jason had a sister...your girlfriend's mother Diana"
Duke: "He has only two blood relatives left in the world..."
Duke: "It's not about the money anymore..."
Duke: "Tonight we can send Jason Voorhees to hell for all time!!!"
Steven: "Go...To...Hell!!!"
Freddy Krueger (stealing Jason's mask): "Hahahahahahaha!!!"


JASON X (2002)

The updated "Ki Ki Ki" sound
Private Johnson: "Why don't you stare at this for a while, you ugly bastard!"
Dr. Wimmer: "His unique ability to regenerate...cries out for more research!"
Kay-Em 14: "Facial armor, used in sport outlawed in 2024..."
Azrael: "Hi, hand!"
Professor Lowe: "The year is 2455...you're gonna be safe here..."
Dieter Perez: "He killed nearly 200 people and simply disappeared without a trace..."
Professor Lowe: "You Pass!!!"
Rowan: "We tried electrocution, gas, firing squad...we even hung him once..."
Rowan: "If we couldn't terminate him, we could at least contain him..."
Rowan: "In the end, it always comes down to money..."
Tsunaron: "I could never be with a girl whose balls are bigger than mine..."
Brodski: "I am taking this guy out!"
Lou: "I just know I'm gonna get blamed for this..."
Janessa: "Why don't you stick your head out and have a peek?"
Professor Lowe: "Guys, it's okay, he just wanted his machete back!"
Tsunaron: "Hey Slappy! I got a little somethin' for ya..."
Janessa: "What? Are you high?!"
Kay-Em 14: "He's been modified..."
VR Campers: "Hey, you want a beer? You want to smoke some pot?!"
Campfire Teen: "It landed in the lake...let's go check it out..."


FREDDY VS. JASON (2003)

Opening sound effects
Freddy's opening narration
Freddy: "The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me"
Freddy: "I found someone...someone who will make 'em remember"
Freddy: "He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory!"
Freddy (as Mrs. Voorhees): "I need you to go to Elm Street!"
Freddy: "I've been away from my children for far too long!"
Freddy: "I'll let Jason have some fun!"
Freddy: "Got your nose!"
Trey: "Babe, don't make me ask you twice, okay?!"
Freddy: "The only thing to fear...is fear himself!"
Shack: "This everclear is kicking my ass!"
Shack: "Well, hey there, Jethro!"
Freeburg: "Dude, that goalie was pissed about something"
Freddy: "That hockey puck!"
Mark: "Somebody please wake me up!"
Freddy (as Freeburg): "Let me handle this, bitch!"
Freddy (as Freeburg): "Come to Freddy!"
Freddy (as Freeburg): "These are my children...go back where you belong!"
Freddy: "Welcome to my nightmare!"
Freddy: "Now, it's time to put this bad dog to sleep...for good!"
Freddy: "Penny for your thoughts, chief"
Freddy: "Why won't you die?!"
Freddy: "It ain't my fault this bitch is dead on her feet...HAHAHAHA!!!"
Freddy: "I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house"
Freddy: "Welcome to my world, bitch!"
Lori: "Freddy vs. Jason...place your bets!"
Freddy: "How sweet...dark meat!"
Kia: "What kinda faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater?!"
Kia: "And what is with the butterknives?!"
Freddy: "Man the torpedos!"
Lori: "Welcome to my world, bitch!"


FRIDAY THE 13TH (2009)

The "Ki Ki Ki" sound
Mrs. Voorhees: "You're the last one...I've killed all the others"
Mrs. Voorhees: "It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason"
Mrs. Voorhees: "You let him drown...Jason was my son!"
Mrs. Voorhees: "You should have been watching him...every minute!"
Mrs. Voorhees: "Jason...my special, special boy"
Mrs. Voorhees: "They must be punished, Jason"
Mrs. Voorhees: "Kill for mother"
Richie: "You wanna slap that ass one more time for daddy?"
Richie: "This is Pabst Blue American Ribbon, my friend"
Wade tells the legend of Crystal Lake
Richie: "This story could have happened anywhere, dude"
Amanda: "For the record, you will never drink my piss"
Mike: "Look at all this...it's like it was dragged here from another century"
Clay: "I'm looking for my sister, she's gone missing"
Chewie: "That is one fierce pussy"
Lawrence: "Lucille...baby, is that you?"
Old Lady: "She ain't missing...she's dead"
Old Lady: "People go missing around here, they're gone for good"
Donnie: "You came about that close to hittin' the start button a whoop-ass machine, boy"
Bree: "And here we have the stoned American male, foraging for food"
Donnie: "Let daddy have a little lick"
Chewie: "They don't call me the wood wizard because I masturbate a lot"
Lawrence: "Lady, I'm about to ruin your perfect day"
Trent: "Oh wow, your tits are stupendous"
Trent: "You've got perfect nipple placement, baby"
Trent & Bree: "That...was...stupendous...to say the least"
Clay: "There is a killer out there"
Whitney: "It's okay...you can stop now"
Whitney: "Jason...say hi to Mommy...in hell!!!"



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