THE RATING

THE LAIR EXPERTS

Matt: Do I even need to rate this piece of garbage book? Give me a break. It is extremely similar to 'Hell Lake', another piece of crap Black Flame book. It's basically 'Hell Lake' in space. There was absolutely no plot to follow, Jason was barely in it except for the beginning and the end, and there were no main characters to follow. The whole time I read it, I pictured Dr. Evil from the movie 'Austin Powers' saying "Moon Unit Alpha...and Moon Unit Zappa". It seems like this book was written by a 12-year old. All he was doing was writing out his teenage fantasies of sex-- girls in the shower, lesbian scenes, and three-somes with robots. Every time you turn around, there was either a three-some or someone getting killed by a mechanical spider. Don't believe me? Then read it and find out, but I don't recommend it. And I thought book three was bad. 0 out of 10.



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