TOP 10's

RANKING THE FILMS

1. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)
2. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003)
3. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING (2006)
4. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (1986)
5. TEXAS CHAINSAW (2013)
6. LEATHERFACE (2017)
7. LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990)
8. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)


RANKING THE FILM SCORES

1. TOBE HOOPER & WAYNE BELL, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)
2. STEVE JABLONSKY, PARTS 5 & 6
3. JOHN FRIZZELL, PARTS 7 & 8
4. JIM MANZIE, LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990)
5. TOBE HOOPER & JERRY LAMBERT, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (1986)
6. WAYNE BELL, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)


RANKING THE MEN BEHIND THE MASK

1. GUNNAR HANSEN, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)
2. ANDREW BRYNIARSKI, PARTS 5 & 6
3. BILL JOHNSON, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (1986)
4. DAN YEAGER, TEXAS CHAINSAW (2013)
5. R.A. MIHAILOFF, LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990)
6. SAM STRIKE, LEATHERFACE (2017)
7. ROBERT JACKS, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)


RANKING THE SURVIVORS

1. SALLY (MARILYN BURNS)- THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)
2. ERIN (JESSICA BIEL)- THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2003)
3. STRETCH (CAROLINE WILLIAMS)- THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2 (1986)
4. HEATHER (ALEXANDRA DADDARIO)- TEXAS CHAINSAW (2013)
5. MICHELLE (KATE HODGE)- LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990)
6. BENNY (KEN FOREE)- LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III (1990)
7. JENNY (RENEE ZELLWEGER)- THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)


TOP 10 KILLS

1. KIRK (WILLIAM VAIL)- SLEDGEHAMMER TO HEAD TWICE (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1974)
2. PAM (TERI MCMINN)- HUNG ON MEAT HOOK (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1974)
3. MORGAN (JONATHAN TUCKER)- BOTTLE SMASHED OVER FACE, GUTTED WITH CHAINSAW FROM GROIN TO CHEST (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2003)
4. ERIC (MATT BOMER)- CHAINSAW THROUGH STOMACH AND OUT BACK, LATER SKINNED ALIVE (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING)
5. FRANKLIN (PAUL A. PARTAIN)- CHAINSAW TO CHEST AND STOMACH REPEATEDLY (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1974)
6. CHRISSIE (JORDANA BREWSTER)- CHAINSAW THROUGH BACK AND OUT CHEST THROUGH SEAT OF CAR (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING)
7. SHERIFF HAL HARTMAN (STEPHEN DORFF)- SLEDGEHAMMER TO LEG, CHAINSAW THROUGH STOMACH REPEATEDLY, DISMEMBERED AND FED TO FAMILY'S HOGS (LEATHERFACE, 2017)
8. JERRY (ALLEN DANZIGER)- SLEDGEHAMMER TO HEAD
9. KENNY (KERAM MALICKI-SANCHEZ)- MEAT HOOK IN BACK, LATER HUNG ON MEAT HOOK AND SAWED IN HALF (TEXAS CHAINSAW)
10. L.G. (LOU PERRYMAN)- BEAT TO DEATH WITH HAMMER, LATER SKINNED ALIVE (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2)


TOP 10 SONGS

1. TOM LEONARD & LOGAN MADER- CLOSER TO THE BONE (TEXAS CHAINSAW)
2. STEWART COPELAND- STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2)
3. ROGER BARTLETT- FOOL FOR A BLONDE (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1974)
4. LAAZ ROCKIT- LEATHERFACE (LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III)
5. FREE- ALL RIGHT NOW (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE BEGINNING)
6. MARK LANEGAN- THE BEAST IN ME (TEXAS CHAINSAW)
7. MOTOGRATER- SUFFOCATE (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2003)
8. OINGO BOINGO- NO ONE LIVES FOREVER (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2)
9. THIS MORTAL COIL- SONG TO THE SIREN (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2003)
10. ARKEY BLUE- MISTY HOURS OF DAYLIGHT (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1974)


TOP 10 WEAPONS

1. GUN
2. CHAINSAW
3. SLEDGEHAMMER
4. KNIFE
5. MEAT HOOK
6. BARE HANDS
7. VEHICLE
8. GRENADE
9. BEAR TRAP
10. STOMPING


TOP 10 ONE-LINERS

1. DRAYTON SAWYER (JIM SIEDOW)- "SEX IS, UH, NOBODY KNOWS...BUT THE SAW...THE SAW IS FAMILY!!!" (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2)
2. DRUNK (JOE BILL HOGAN)- "THINGS HAPPEN HEREABOUT...THEY DON'T TELL ABOUT..." (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1974)
3. THE HITCHHIKER (EDWIN NEAL)- "YOU LIKE HEAD CHEESE? MY BROTHER MAKES IT REAL GOOD!" (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1974)
4. CHOP-TOP (BILL MOSELEY)- "HEY, LICK MY PLATE, YOU DOG DICK!" (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2)
5. PAM (TERI MCMINN)- "LONG RANGE PLANS AND UPSETTING PERSONS AROUND COULD MAKE THIS A DISTURBING, UNPREDICTABLE DAY..." (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 1974)
6. MAMA (MIRIAM BYRD-NETHERY)- "WE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THEM PARTS..." (LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III)
7. SHERIFF HOYT (R. LEE ERMEY)- "I GOT JUST AS MUCH RESPECT FOR A DEAD BODY AS ANYBODY AROUND HERE..." (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2003)
8. MICHELLE (KATE HODGE)- "THERE'S ROADKILL ALL OVER TEXAS..." (LEATHERFACE: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE III)
9. LEFTY (DENNIS HOPPER)- "I'M THE LORD OF THE HARVEST!" (THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 2)
10. BURT (PAUL RAE)- "EYE FOR AN EYE, SHERIFF...CAN'T GET AROUND THE GOOD BOOK..."


TOP 10 COMICS

1. JASON VS. LEATHERFACE (TOPPS, 1995-1996)
2. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (WILDSTORM, 2007-2008)
3. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: CUT (WILDSTORM, 2007)
4. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: ABOUT A BOY (WILDSTORM, 2007)
5. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE FEARBOOK (AVATAR, 2006)
6. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE ONE-SHOT (AVATAR, 2005)
7. LEATHERFACE (TOPPS, 1991-1992)
8. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: BY HIMSELF (WILDSTORM, 2007)
9. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: RAISING CAIN (WILDSTORM, 2008)
10. THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE GRIND (AVATAR, 2006)


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