John Larroquette: Opening Narration
The Flashbulb sound
The Graverobbing news report
Drunk: "Things happen hereabout...they don't tell about..."
Pam: "Condition of retrogradation is contrary or inharmonious...and is in that respect evil..."
Franklin: "Now they got this big air gun...shoots a bolt into their skull then retracts it..."
Pam: "Long range plans and upsetting persons around could make this a disturbing, unpredictable day..."
Hitchhiker: "You like head cheese? My brother makes it real good!"
Cook: "You boys don't wanna go messin' around no old house..."
Franklin (mocking Sally): "Come on Franklin, it's gonna be a fun trip..."
Franklin: "If I have anymore fun today, I don't think I'm gonna be able to take it..."
Jerry: "It's the mark of Zorro...he's gonna get you!"
Cook: "Look what your brother did to the door!"
Hitchhiker: "I thought you was in a hurry!"
Hitchhiker: "You're nothin...He's just a cook!"
Cook: "Shut up you b*tch hog!"
Hitchhiker: "Me and Leatherface do all the work..."
Cook: "Shut your mouths!"
Cook: "I just can't take no pleasure in killin..."
Hitchhiker: "Hey Grandpa, we're gonna let you have this one!"
Cook: "Why, old Grandpa's the best killer there ever was..."
Cook: "It won't hurt a bit..."
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